Coin les gens ! Comment que ça va ? Tranquilou ? Bon ben moi aujourd'hui, j'ai pas trop grand chose à dire... Si ce n'est ma journée de glandage (vous l'aurez deviné vu le titre ) et peut-être une partie sur mon régime tomate... On va commencer par la journée full glandage in da mother fucker holy shit fuckin asshole you know ? Donc aujourd'hui, comme tous les autres aujourd'hui (qui datent d'hier, avant hier, avant avant hier, avant avant avant hier, le jour d'avant, et celui d'avant encore, et ceux d'avant encore, et osef encore... (j'compte pas les week-end, dans la parenthèse, ça équivaut à Mardi suivit de Lundi, suivit du Vendredi de la semaine dernière puis le Jeudi, and more more ever...)) j'étais au taff, quel taff me direz-vous ? Les E.S.P.A.C.E.S. V.E.R.T. ! Paysagiste quoi, funny non ? M'enfin bref, on s'en fou de mon taff, ce qu'on sait, c'est que j'ai glandouiller, on va faire un emplois du temps de ma journée :
- 7h45 : Arrivée au dépôt (lieu du taff quoi...).
- 8h15 : Départ sur les différents chantiers pour les autres, moi, direction la pépinière !
- 10h15 : Arrivée à la pépinière, suite à des bouchons monstrueux.
- 10h45 : Départ de la pépinière (fallait bien qu'on choisisse ce qu'on prend, etc...).
- 11h00 : Arrivée sur le chantier (où on va planter bien entendu ).
- 12h15 (au lieu de 12h, fourbe de patron) : Fin des plantations, je tiendrais à signaler que j'ai pas des masses taffer, j'sortais les plantes des pots, le patron les plantait, etc...
- 12h45 ( au lieu de 13h, fourbe de patron, ma pause d'une heure ?) : Départ sur un autre chantier.
- 13h30 : Arrivée sur le chantier, je commence à faire quelque chose...
- 13h45 : " KuKu (je reste anonyme), on y va, Machin (également) te remplace " " Okay :noel: ".
- 14h : Arrivée à un autre endroit du même chantier.
- 14h05 : Début du chantier " Bon KuKu, j'vais tondre là, tu prend le souffleur (c'est ça ->
Poney), et si tu vois quelque chose à souffler, tu souffle " " Ok ! " bizarrement, rien à souffler, donc j'attends, j'vais désherbé un peu parce qu'il le faut...
- 14h30 : " KuKu, j'monte tondre là-haut, come on let's go ".
- 14h32 : Arrivée en haut, mazette, rien à souffler, continuation de l'attente à glandouiller...
- 14h50 : " KuKu, on y go " " Ok ! "
- 15h00 : Arrivée sur un autre lieu du même chantier.
- 15h02 : Début de chantier " KuKu, tu met la fourche dans la beine, j'vais tondre " " Ok ! ".
- 15h15 : Attendre à glandouiller, je me décide à rejoindre le patron.
- 15h17 ( j'ai prit mon temps ) : " Bon ben KuKu, y'a juste à tondre ici, donc ben... T'as juste à me regarder :noel: " " Ok... "
Pis le reste de la journée, j'ai grave la flemme de continuer à écrire ça, donc je change de sujet (enfin pour finir, le mot d'ordre d'aujourd'hui ? " Glandouille ! ").
Depuis qu'une certaine Naku (Je t'ayme épouse moi !), anciennement Meyrin, est arrivé sur le forum, c'est... Le coup de foudre, à chaque fois que je vois son pseudo, j'ai le coeur qui palpite à 200% (juste deux fois la normale... pas assez.... Bon aller, 500%), j'saute de joie, j'pleure de joie, et tout un tas d'autre chose... C'est aussi possible l'inverse, comme quand Tsu drague, j'ai envie de le tuer, ou quand Butch propose le poste de mascotte à Naku et que Zyu réplique " Vu que c'est la mascotte on pourra lui chier dans la bouche ? " tout un tas de petit trucs de ce genre... Y'a eu aussi la période Ero-Natsu, qui a voulu me la piquer, mais sans succès... Je m'accroche ! J'y arriverais ! Je réaliserais mon rêve ! (ou pas, tout dépend de Naku, et de ce qui suit ).
Donc ce qui suit... Ah oui, pour cette merveilleuse Naku (et pour ma gueule aussi, fallait que je réagisse...) j'ai entrepris... *roulement de tambour*... *deuxième roulement de tambour*... Un R.É.G.I.M.E. ! Et pas n'importe lequel ! Un régime tomate in da mother fucker ! J'veux perdre 10Kg au passage, j'étais à 100,5Kg quand j'ai commencé (Lundi Matin) et tenez vous bien... Ce matin, à 6h20... Je faisais... 99,5Kg ! En deux jours, 1Kg ! J'éditerais mon poids de demain matin juste pour voir aussi (
Edit du Jeudi 3 Juin : 99Kg, donc -500gr 
). Et sachant que je veux perdre tout ça avant la fin du mois de Juin, moi j'dis, c'est putain de jouable.
J'tiendrais à ajouter que mes repas sont :
- Petit déjeuner : Un bol de café au lait et 3 tomates (si envie).
- Déjeuner : 5 tomates.
- Dinner : 5 tomates et un bout de viande (Commencer ce soir la viande, quel putain de plaisir...).
Il est fou ce KuKu c'est ça ? Mais que ne ferais-je pas pour l'amour de ma vie, après tout...
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Ah non, c'est vrai, elle peut pas me répondre ici...
M'enfin bref, je l'ayme... (l)
Et sinon bande de gros naab, voici vos chapitres, de Hakoiri Devil princess !
Chapitre 11 : Bobuff is in da place mother fucker holy shit fuckin asshole
Chapitre 12 : Toucan is in da place mother fucker holy shit fuckin assholeBonne soirée les gens !